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Heelloooo! 16 years old. Surrey, Canada.
Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Merlin, Sherlock and a whole lot of other fandoms :)



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6 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 23,627 notes

uncomm0n-sense:

thefilipinozombie:

221spooky:

doctor-who-is-awesome:

IT’S REAL

how many dramatic close ups of david’s concerned face can you put in one gif dear god i love it

ahem i think u missed one

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`upgrade your world…`

6 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 63,465 notes
1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 83,060 notes
hiddlesluscious:

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hiddlesluscious:

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1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 73 notes

sassykardashian:

when did midnight become the prime time to start all homework

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 12,781 notes
deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 48,317 notes
1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 29,702 notes

nlghtvisions:

when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacksimage

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 23,120 notes

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 31,832 notes

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 110,787 notes

damerosetylerstardis:

Suggested by perfectlyrose: Nine and Rose in The Unquiet Dead (or “How to be completely obvious about the fact that you’re in love: A guide by the Doctor and Rose)

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 609 notes

luciusmafoy:

Daenerys Targaryen costumes: (seasons 1-3)

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 7,646 notes

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 9,955 notes

dickrider420:

when boys take off their hoodies and their shirt comes off with it

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2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 210,392 notes
tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 48,723 notes